i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
hey handsome…………of that money to me
I keep this open condom wrapper in my bag so when I take out a pencil it “falls out” so everyone around thinks im #cool and #sexually active
That’s a tea packet u nerd
u mean those freshmen i bought it from lied to me????
self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing
News reporters be like! - Vine by Emmanuel Hudson
Tell me that I’m a good girl.
Tell me that I did well.
That I made you happy.
timmahtime’s mum: IT’S DINNAHTIME TIMMAHTIME!
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
"hey I have this massive pile of unfinished games, what am I gonna do about that?"
>buy more games
Rate My Professor.
whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
it was 99 cents